Cars have a big family, classified into specific segments, just like our families. Creativity has no limits, so let’s just imagine what would happen if cars were your relatives. Here’s our point-of-view of the relations of vehicles if it were compared to your relatives:
Haval Jolion (Abroad Wala Cousin)
The Haval Jolion is the cousin who comes back from abroad with new ideas and a fancy attitude. The car is stylish, packed with tech, and has that “new car” look that catches attention. It is very different from the rest of the cars, just like your cousin who comes from abroad. People are curious about it, and it stands out from the crowd, but it doesn’t quite fit in yet. While it brings fresh energy, it still needs to prove itself before everyone fully accepts it in the family.
Suzuki Bolan (Berozgar Cousin)
The Suzuki Bolan is the cousin who gets called only when there’s work to be done. Whether it’s moving furniture or picking up something heavy, the Bolan is the one everyone turns to. It’s basic, reliable, and does what it’s asked. But outside of those tasks, no one thinks of it. It’s not flashy or exciting, but when you need to get things done, it’s the first car you rely on.
Toyota Land Cruiser LC200 (Khandan Kay Sab Say Powerful Chachu)
The LC200 is the ultimate vehicle, exuding power, luxury, and confidence. With a commanding presence and a plush interior, it’s the car that turns heads wherever it goes, just like the that powerful uncle who got everyone’s attention in family gatherings. It’s not flashy in a loud way, but unmistakably elegant and capable of affording anything. It’s the car for someone who wants to show they’ve got everything—comfort, class, and authority—all without saying a word.
Honda Civic (Nakhry Wali Cousin)
The Honda Civic is like the high-maintenance cousin who always needs attention. She’s stylish, always in the latest trends, and doesn’t mind spending money to look good. The Civic is smooth and fun to drive, but it demands regular care and attention. You can’t ignore the little things, or it will start acting up. It’s great to have her around, but it requires effort to keep her happy.
Suzuki Alto (Chotu)
The Suzuki Alto is the younger brother who’s always asked to do things but never gets the credit. Need something done quickly? Call the Alto. It’s small, cheap, and always willing to help, but no one appreciates its efforts. It’s not flashy, of course, but the Alto gets the job done every time. Sadly, despite doing all the hard work, it doesn’t get the respect it deserves, but still, everyone roasts it like a little brother in the family.
Toyota Fortuner (Lambi Lambi Chornay Wala Cousin)
Toyota Fortuner is like that storyteller cousin who exaggerates every small thing in a Netflix movie. It’s just like the Fortuner is just an exaggeration of everything. It looks good, but inside, it’s all show and no go. That cousin will overtake a Cultus on the motorway at a speed of 120 Km/h and will exaggerate it, as in Fast and Furous’s Vin Diesel scene.
Toyota Revo (Abu)
The Toyota Revo is like the father of the family; it is strong, dependable, and always ready to take on any difficult task. It’s the vehicle you turn to when you need something that won’t let you down. Whether it’s a long trip or heavy-duty work, the Revo is always up for the task. It may not have the flashiest features like dads, but it gets the job done without complaining. Reliable and tough, it’s the backbone of the family, just like any good father.
Toyota Corolla (Baray Taya Abu)
The Toyota Corolla is the uncle you can always count on. No matter what’s needed—whether it’s a quick drive to the store or a long road trip—the Corolla is always ready. Reliable, comfortable, and easy to maintain, it’s the car that gets used the most but doesn’t ask for attention. The Corolla never lets you down, and that’s why everyone in the family loves it, even if it’s not the flashiest.
Suzuki Mehran (Dada ji)
The Suzuki Mehran is the family’s grandfather. It may be old, slow, and outdated, but it’s been around for a long time and still has a place in the family. Everyone remembers the Mehran from their childhood or early years. It may not have the best features or technology, but it’s still running, and there’s a certain nostalgia that comes with it. It’s a little old-fashioned but still cherished.
Suzuki WagonR (Careem Chalany Wala Jobless Cousin)
Your cousin did some useless degrees, like Egyptology, Civil Engineering, Philosophy, Fine Arts, etc. Now, they can’t find a proper white-collar job in their field, so he’s doing InDriver/Careem to earn some money. And we know they’ll only buy Alto or WagonR for that purpose.
